Day: August 11, 2017

BREAKING: Kelly Just Got What HE NEEDED To Put Obama Behind BARS!

BREAKING: Kelly Just Got What HE NEEDED To Put Obama Behind BARS!

Republicans
Only  Obama would be capable of betraying the United States in such a shameless manner. This is a blatant attack towards President Trump, and most importantly towards the United States and he is not getting away with it anymore. On Thursday unsubstantiated transcripts of a classified call between President Trump and other world pioneers was spilled to Washing Post. This call exhibited Trump "solid outfitting" Australia and Mexico regarding the matters of movement and exiles. Both of these are key issues where Trump and Obama totally oppose this idea. While Trump's tone might not have been excessively conciliatory, and his approach was totally strange, his goal was to protect the enthusiasm of the United States. The press however discharged the Transcripts with the aim of undermining
Trump Include Extra $1k In Tax Refunds For ‘Deserving Americans’

Trump Include Extra $1k In Tax Refunds For ‘Deserving Americans’

Republicans
Donald Trump marked his most recent request on Wednesday morning, which will take into consideration an additional $1000 to be conveyed with the expense discounts of 'meriting Americans.' According to Trump, the cash won't be originating from inside the duty framework, and will rather leave his own particular pocket. Trump says that he intends to spend around $15 million to pass out additional money to police, fire fighter, specialists and attendants, and veterans, among others. "There are many people who do a ton of useful for others, and these individuals are the most meriting Americans I know," said Trump. "What's more, since they do as such much good, I think they merit somewhat great consequently. This year, I will convey more than 15000 checks for an additional $1000 each to thos...
Obama Is Going To Run For President in 2020 After Finding Legal Loophole

Obama Is Going To Run For President in 2020 After Finding Legal Loophole

Democrats
Previous president Barack Obama has reported that he will be looking to the White House yet again in 2020, after a huge group of legal counselors enlisted by Obama have uncovered a lawful proviso that will enable him to serve more than 2 terms. "It was a great deal of work, and I've had this group of more than 40 legal advisors taking a shot at this for a long time," said Obama. "I realized that they would in the end have the capacity to figure out how to get me back in, and we have discovered one. I am currently qualified to keep running for a third term, perhaps more on the off chance that I am re-chosen, and I can spare this nation from what is a hurricane defeat with Trump in office." Obama did not expound on how he could keep running for a third term, but to state that it was a "c...
Sean Spicer In LIFE DANGER! He Contracted Rare Bird Flu From….

Sean Spicer In LIFE DANGER! He Contracted Rare Bird Flu From….

Democrats
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer was hospitalized after he contracted what he said was "feathered creature influenza" from eating a basin of KFC chicken that had ruined. As per his specialist, Spicer just had an instance of the jogs subsequent to ingesting day-old chicken, yet the Press Secretary is "sure" that it is Bird Flu. "I ate terrible chicken, which is a winged creature. Everybody realizes that chickens are winged animals," said Spicer from his doctor's facility bed. "When you eat terrible winged animals, you get feathered creature influenza. I don't know why that is so difficult for these specialists to get it." Spicer says that he has contracted feathered creature influenza a few times throughout his life, and that his mother was dependably the best at improving him...
Democrats Plan To Set Up Trump’s Sex Tape – But It’s Not Melania In The Video!

Democrats Plan To Set Up Trump’s Sex Tape – But It’s Not Melania In The Video!

Republicans
After a huge number of big name gadgets were hacked, a gathering of unknown people have started releasing naked pictures and sex tapes recorded by the VIP casualties. The most recent is by all accounts President Donald Trump himself, as the gathering of programmers claims they have a sex tape that was taken "as of late," yet does not highlight Trump's better half Melania. "We have acquired an exceptionally lecherous, extremely non-attractive video," posted an unknown programmer on the discussion Reddit. "I've seen the video myself. I wish I hadn't, however I have. Furthermore, the individual in the video is unquestionably Trump, and the other individual is unequivocally NOT Melania." As per the post, which included screenshots that we are not ready to re-post here, the gathering would ...
JUST IN: Obama Goes Into Hiding After FBI Issues ARREST Warrant

JUST IN: Obama Goes Into Hiding After FBI Issues ARREST Warrant

Democrats
President Trump has, alongside the FBI, issued a capture warrant for previous President Barack Obama, after it was affirmed that he is associated with a prominent outrage. As per reports, Obama may have been illicitly downloading motion pictures while living in the White House. "This sort of conduct is altogether appalling, and even the President is not exempt from the rules that everyone else follows with regards to copyright encroachment," said President Trump in an announcement. "We have affirmed that Obama may have utilized the White House wi-fi to download and stream motion pictures and TV appears, unlawfully. We can't let this rest. Theft is NOT a harmless wrongdoing." The FBI says they endeavored to serve the warrant, with plans to capture Obama, yet as per their reports, the...
White House Doctor: President Trump is DYING from ‘Stress of the Job’

White House Doctor: President Trump is DYING from ‘Stress of the Job’

Republicans
President Trump wasn't precisely a young fellow when he took the workplace of the President in January, however now, White House specialists are stating that the extraordinary worry of the employment is putting an outrageous strain on Trump, and he won't not have much time left because of current circumstances. "His heart is working additional time, and his anxiety levels are through the rooftop," said Dr. Mario George, Trump's own doctor. "His pulse is over double the levels it was before he took office. Along these same lines, and with his age and sumptuous way of life, he is an ideal contender for a stroke inside the following year." For his credit, President Trump called reports of his coming up short wellbeing "fake news," and said he's inclination over and above anyone's expectat...
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Undergoes For Sex Change Operation!

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Undergoes For Sex Change Operation!

Democrats
Hillary Clinton has allegedly started taking hormone infusions in readiness for a sex change operation she will have this fall. The change is being performed in light of the fact that Hillary trusts that her odds are "exponentially better" of winning the 2020 decision in the event that she is a man. "The reason I lost the decision to Donald Trump is on the grounds that I am not a man," said Hillary to a rally of about 11 individuals in South Dakota. "On the off chance that I had a penis, I would have stood a possibility. Being a lady has done nothing for me in my vocation, and it's opportunity there is a major change made. A major, thick, veiny change." Hillary's specialist, Dr. Marvin Richards, said that he has endeavored to talk Clinton out of the operation, however without any outco...
BREAKING: Bill Clinton Has Been Diagnosed With Serious Illness!

BREAKING: Bill Clinton Has Been Diagnosed With Serious Illness!

Democrats
We all have heard about Hillary’s ailments but Bill Clinton has a few of his own to worry about. With all of the accusations of sexual harassment Americans seen in the news lately, we probably wouldn’t be too surprised to learn about some serious health issues Bill is facing of his own. Evidently it even has Hillary worried because she has been making him get tested. From an article in The Political Insider, authors Darwin Porter and Danforth Prince share the big reveal: In their new book, Bill & Hillary: So This is That Thing Called Love, the authors interview Clinton insiders who claim that Bill slept with so many women that Hillary Clinton has repeatedly forced him to get an HIV test from the doctor. This is because the former President “favored unprotected sex.” And keepin
JUST IN: Japan Stands With Trump, Sends HUGE Surprise For The US Fleet!

JUST IN: Japan Stands With Trump, Sends HUGE Surprise For The US Fleet!

Republicans
According to UsaNewsFlash: As the tensions between the free world and North Korea’s dictator Kim Jong-un are reaching a boiling point, President Donald Trump has decided to act while there is still time and put even more pressure on China, a the North is largely dependant of the nation in order to survive, meaning that if China was to put sanctiona on North Korea, the threat of a nuclear war or any other conflict would immediately disappear. Trump sent in a destroyer this Thursday to cruise in a nearness of one of China's counterfeit islands. The destroyer vehicle known by the name of USS John S. McCain is a guided rocket destroyer, coming only 12 nautical miles of Mischief Reef containing military fortresses China has worked trying to assert the region. To screen the entire proce